I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
People in love make me want to vomit
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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