so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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