is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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