Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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