ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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