omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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