Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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