He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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