do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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