You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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