you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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