Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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