Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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