WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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