Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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