Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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