why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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