I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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