I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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