People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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