yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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