Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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