sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hate all girls vehemently.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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