How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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