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(773): View more from Illinois

I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying

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(858): View more from California

Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'

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(631): View more from New York

meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.

(516): View more from New York

wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!

(631): View more from New York

aww shit wrong text.

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(914): View more from New York

he puts the penis in happiness.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes

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(765): View more from Indiana

well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out

(585): View more from New York

It's a post jail date

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(910): View more from North Carolina

All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.

(1-910): View more from North Carolina

They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.

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