So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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