i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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