Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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