White coat. Heels.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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