I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I showed him my bush... on skype.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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