Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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