I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
it was like eating out sand paper
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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