STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
