38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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