i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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