Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
