I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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