Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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