so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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