I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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