You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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