bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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