Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
