If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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