There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
