I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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