He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm jealous of your bromance
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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