Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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