He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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