You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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