We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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