I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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