Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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