How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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